Watch: Vampire Assassin 2005 123movies, Full Movie Online – Martial artist Ron Hall stars in this dark vampire thriller reminiscent of BLADE. Ambitious cop Derek (Hall) is dogged by a phobia that is unfortunate in his line of work. Having witnessed his father’s murder as a young child, he is deathly afraid of blood, but when he takes the law into his own hands to catch underworld counterfeiter Gustoff Slovak, he is forced to face his fear. The operation blows up in his face, resulting in a massacre that leaves Derek the only one of his team to survive. Derek reaches the shocking conclusion that Slovak is actually a vampire, and joins forces with the last in a long line of vampire hunters, Master Kao, who agrees to train Derek in his ancient art. However, in order to combat Slovak–whose past intersects with Derek’s own in disturbing ways–Derek must become that which he hates the most: a vampire..
Plot: Martial artist Ron Hall stars in this dark vampire thriller reminiscent of BLADE. Ambitious cop Derek (Hall) is dogged by a phobia that is unfortunate in his line of work. Having witnessed his father’s murder as a young child, he is deathly afraid of blood, but when he takes the law into his own hands to catch underworld counterfeiter Gustoff Slovak, he is forced to face his fear. The operation blows up in his face, resulting in a massacre that leaves Derek the only one of his team to survive. Derek reaches the shocking conclusion that Slovak is actually a vampire, and joins forces with the last in a long line of vampire hunters, Master Kao, who agrees to train Derek in his ancient art. However, in order to combat Slovak–whose past intersects with Derek’s own in disturbing ways–Derek must become that which he hates the most: a vampire.
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S10 Reviews: Vampire Assassins (2005)
Ron Hall pulls a triple threat as he writes, directs and stars in ‘Vampire Assassins’. Derek Washington (Hall) is your clichéd cop-on-a-mission who finds himself up to his neck in some nasty vampire action. Tossing away his badge he searches for the last vampire slayer (no not Buffy!) to take back the streets and vanquish the bloodsuckers back to the grave.‘Vampire Assassins’ is a horrible film. It rips off so many other films (can you say Blade?) that it never even attempts to establish it’s own identity. The script is non existent. The action is horrible. Who says a micro-budget stimulates creativity? There is nothing even remotely interesting here. You will get nothing out of this except a headache. Stay away at all costs.
Ya, it sucks, but it sure is fun!
So, this is the WORST movie you will probably ever see. It’s up there with “Crossbones” and “Southern Comfort”, but if your a bad movie fan like I am, this atrocity of a film will be the most fun you’ve had in years. WHY does the camera make old-school kung fu noises when it zooms? WHY does that random guy stuff a nascar commemorative plate in his bag? And who is he anyway? WHY do the vampires shoot lightning after they die? What is this? Highlander? Dracula McCloud? Who cares! Just laugh at it. This movie has no continuity, no plot, no anything, really. Ron Hall’s range of emotions are always off. He looks happy when he should be sad, angry when he should be confused. The rest of the cast couldn’t act their way out of a paper bag. The special (“Short bus” kinda special) effects are randomly placed, and never needed. Most scenes are lit with a desk lamp, if they are lit at all. Mel Novak has the AUDACITY to look off-camera for his line, and it’s not even edited out. They just keep on filming. In fact, half of this movie isn’t even on film at all. It’s 1/2 film, 1/2 sony hand-cam. For most of the film it seems that they left their boom mike at home. This movie doesn’t just have a few plot holes, it’s a mine field of confusion and mental pain! But OH do I love it! Thank you Ron Hall, for this cinematic abomination. I went out and bought it, cause it’s just so damn funny. ($1.99 on Amazon, and I had it rush delivered!)“I have weapons! I have weapons! I have WEAPONS!”
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Runtime 1 hr 30 min (90 min) (USA)
Budget 1500000
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Status Released
Rated PG-13
Genre Action, Horror
Director Ron Hall
Writer Ron Hall
Actors Ron Hall, Mel Novak, Gerald Okamura, Rudy Ray Moore
Country USA
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