The Cottage 2008 123movies

Watch: The Cottage 2008 123movies, Full Movie Online – In a remote part of the countryside, a bungled kidnapping turns into a living nightmare for four central characters when they cross paths with a psychopathic farmer and all hell breaks loose..
Plot: In a remote part of the countryside, a bungled kidnapping turns into a living nightmare for four central characters when they cross paths with a psychopathic farmer and all hell breaks loose.
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Ratings:

	6.1/10 Votes: 12,649
	72% | RottenTomatoes
	N/A | MetaCritic
	N/A Votes: 181 Popularity: 9.457 | TMDB

Reviews:

Serkis in undeniably the star of this film
Director Paul Andrew Williams wanted to “write a film that cost no money and was all set in one place”. And the first sixty or so minutes stuck to this agenda pretty well; Two brothers kidnap the daughter (Jennifer Ellison) of a wealthy man, he sends out two crazy Chinese guys to kill them, nerdy brother Peter (Reece Shearsmith) looses the all important mobile phone and older hard-man brother David (Andy Serkis) swears a lot, all in the confines of a deserted cottage. The dialogue is just about snappy enough to keep this interesting. Not much to be said for the camera work – but it does kinda add to the atmosphere. And then they end up in another cottage and the blood bath begins.

It’s pretty obvious why they cast Ellison: she has big bouncy boobs and her harsh liverpoodlian accent is juxtaposed perfectly with her blonde hair and Barbie doll face. No one really cares that her script rarely ventures beyond words too rude to publish here – the camera generally focuses on her chest/backside with the occasional headbut thrown in. Shame really; I was hoping she’d amaze us all with her diverse acting talent, but I guess it’s a case of you can take the girl out of Brookside but you won’t get an amazing actress out of a soap star.

Serkis in undeniably the star of this film. The perfect gangster with a heart, his sincerity and charm kept me watching throughout. I’m not entirely sure why he chose to do The Cottage – perhaps, like me, he was hoping this would be one of those rare things; a funny independent British comedy. But unfortunately it just felt like Williams had taken The Chain Sore Massacre and Hot Fuzz, cut out the best bits, stuck the leftovers in a blender and then forgot to cook it properly.

By all means go see this if you like blood, guts and rolling heads, just don’t expect any intellect in the script.

The Cottage from HELLarious
I heard a lot good reviews about movie on Horror sites, i could not wait check out.

I did not think I would like but BUT I Bloodly LOVED it at the end This movie start where two men who are brothers David and Peter have kidnap Tracey.

Peter and David get Tracey who is unconscious from the car boot. As they take her upstairs Peter gets then start look at her chest not realising that she’s woke up. She head butts him several times and Peter screams and then David manages to get her off him and has to fix Peter’s now as a bloody and broken nose after tying her to the bed.

Start of movie is really funny and it not gory or scary but then turns around half into movie, when it get really gory and it’s bit scary.

I didn’t expect to be as gory as it was and I did find the killer Scary for a horror comedy movie, it great killer well done with the great Make up effects, it was really good.

This one of best horror movies to come out last year 9/10

Other Information:

Original Language en
Runtime 1 hr 32 min (92 min)
Budget 0
Revenue 0
Status Released
Rated Unrated
Genre Comedy, Crime, Horror
Director Paul Andrew Williams
Writer Paul Andrew Williams
Actors Andy Serkis, Reece Shearsmith, Jennifer Ellison
Country United Kingdom
Awards 4 nominations
Production Company N/A
Website N/A

Technical Information:

Sound Mix N/A
Aspect Ratio 2.35 : 1
Camera Panavision Cameras and Lenses
Laboratory N/A
Film Length N/A
Negative Format N/A
Cinematographic Process Spherical
Printed Film Format 35 mm