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Watch Snakes on a Train 2006 123movies, Full Movie Online – A Zombie curse is placed upon a woman, which causes her to have living snakes inside her. Brujo, who is looking after her, attempts to take her to Los Angeles on the train. After several confrontations on the train, Brujo’s collection of snakes manage to separate themselves from their owner and go on the hunt. Whilst all this is happening, normal, everyday passengers are relaxing, what is unknown to them is that something deadly is heading their way, and that there is no way out..
Plot: Under a powerful Mayan curse, snakes are hatched inside a young woman, slowly devouring her from within. Her only chance for survival is a powerful shaman who lives across the border. With only hours to live, she jumps on a train headed for Los Angeles. Unfortunately for the passengers aboard, they are now trapped, soon to be victims of these flesh-eating vipers.
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	2.2/10 Votes: 2,216
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Reviews:

Fundamentally bad and boring…
I happened to come across this movie by sheer blind luck, and of course this is a produced by The Asylum, who else would blatantly cash in on another movie with a similar plot, name and concept? After all, that is the trademark of The Asylum, is it not?

“Snakes on a Train” is, no surprise here, a low budget cash in and rip off on the other just slightly better movie “Snakes on a Plane”, also from 2006. You know, the movie with Samuel L. Jackson. However, “Snakes on a Train” takes places on a train – doh!

The story is about two border jumpers from Mexico who are trying to get to Los Angeles in order to find a remedy for the ancient curse that is afflicting the woman border jumper. She is spewing out snakes, and these snakes turn rampart on the train, spreading havoc and mayhem.

I will say that the storyline, with its subplots and attempts to incorporate various themes, failed ultimately more horrible than the fail in “Snakes on a Plane”. The story in The Asylum’s “Snakes on a Train” was just all the more laughable and badly executed. And it didn’t really help the movie along in any sense that the characters were as hollow and wooden as the acting skills of those attempting to portray them.

“Snakes on a Train” is bad through and through. And not for a single moment did I believe that the movie was actually taking place on a locomotive train. Not even once did you get to look outside the windows in the train to see the passing by landscape and scenery. All windows were, oddly enough, semi-glossy and non-transparent.

This movie is one to stay clear off, and it was a test of will to sit through this and keep watching it. I must admit that I eventually gave up and didn’t finish the movie, because it was just that awful.

Score for Asylum
For their credit, this is one of their more competent pieces of trash, and that’s because there’s considerably good gore, and an interesting take on ripping off “Snakes on a Plane.” But, if there’s any more of example of the inconsistency behind Asylum’s newest rip-off it’s the two characters at the beginning whom are illegal immigrants and can’t understand nor speak English to a Texas man sneaking them across the border, yet when they get on a train and meet a friend, they begin understanding and speaking perfect English.

Aside from being a pretty bad depiction of a Hollywood formula, “Snakes on a Train” is utterly boring. At least, with “Snakes on a Plane” we were given the chance to watch actors wax comedic and attempt to be remotely interesting. The Mallachi Brothers installment features some of the most boring characters I’ve ever seen, from an electrical engineer (gee, I wonder how he comes in handy later on), to some stoner surfers, right down to our two main characters attempting to fight off the snake curse that lurks in the husband’s wife.

“Snakes” is never entertaining, and even when it’s very gory, it’s still never as good as it has the chance to be, because “Snakes” could have been a funny short film, and instead just takes itself much too seriously, and never camps it up at any moment. Instead of taking their small budget and making original films that can set a precedent, they instead force their small budget to work against them in these knock offs. While the Mallachi brothers seem to be trying, the train just looks incredibly artificial.

It seems almost like a stage play with these inconsistent and awfully bland set pieces that try desperately to look like actual train cars, while every so often it shakes, the background of the windows are blurred, and the sound effects go off every now and then to let us know they’re actually on a train; not to mention that in such a large extended train there only seems to be about ten passengers on it. And beyond the train fight, and a drawn out sex scene, we’re forced to be subjected to a plot that makes zero sense. And not even the directors can work around the fact that the “lethal” snakes that go on this train look far from venomous or dangerous.

The rest of the film staggers onto only about a minute of snake carnage and a bad subplot of an ex drug agent trying to molest a passenger. All of this dull exposition ends with a really ridiculous climax in which a poorly computer generated snake (I saw better animation on the Super Nintendo) completely swallows the train whole, and is then dispensed in a method that should have been exercised from the very beginning. Asylum scores again.

Asylum scores yet again with a hackneyed, lazy, horribly directed, and boring rip-off of another better film. “Snakes on a Train” takes itself way too seriously, and that’s why it’s never entertaining or memorable.

Other Information:

Original Language en
Runtime 1 hr 31 min (91 min)
Budget 1000000
Revenue 0
Status Released
Rated R
Genre Action, Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy, Horror, Sci-Fi, Thriller
Director Peter Mervis
Writer Eric Forsberg
Actors A.J. Castro, Julia Ruiz, Giovanni Bejarano, Al Galvez
Country USA
Awards N/A
Production Company N/A
Website N/A

Technical Information:

Sound Mix Dolby SR
Aspect Ratio 1.85 : 1
Camera Sony HDW-F900
Laboratory N/A
Film Length N/A
Negative Format 35 mm
Cinematographic Process N/A
Printed Film Format Video