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Watch: Postal 2007 123movies, Full Movie Online – The story begins with a regular Joe who tries desperately to seek employment, but embarks on a violent rampage when he teams up with cult leader Uncle Dave. Their first act is to heist an amusement park, only to learn that the Taliban are planning the same heist as well. Chaos ensues, and now the Postal Dude must not only take on terrorists but political figures as well..
Plot: The story begins with a regular Joe who tries desperately to seek employment, but embarks on a violent rampage when he teams up with cult leader Uncle Dave. Their first act is to heist an amusement park, only to learn that the Taliban are planning the same heist as well. Chaos ensues, and now the Postal Dude must not only take on terrorists but also political figures.
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Ratings:

	4.4/10 Votes: 23,340
	9% | RottenTomatoes
	22/100 | MetaCritic
	N/A Votes: 264 Popularity: 10.923 | TMDB

Reviews:

Who knew Uwe had it in him?
After being laid off from his factory job, getting snubbed at the welfare office, and witnessing his bedridden wife cheating on him with his next door neighbour, the once mild-mannered Postal Dude (Zack Ward) visits his Uncle Dave (Dave Foley) to take part in a plan which entails stealing and re-selling loads of items from the hot new toy craze of Krotchy dolls. Little do they know, that a small group of Taliban members is also planning the same heist at the same time.

Could it be? Uwe Boll finally pulls through with a great video game adaption? Well. . . no. But, he did finally manage to make a good and entertaining one! Say what you will about Boll and his complete lack of artistic talent (and I’ll agree with it), but he does know how to stir up some controversy. Whether it’s threatening Michael Bay, boxing critics, or making an extremely offensive and perverse new comedy, Uwe can cause problems. Now, obviously, as it’s an Uwe Boll film, you’re going to have to expect many of the negative elements that go with it: poor acting/writing/etc. However, as the film is so obviously meant to simply offend at any cost, it’s not hard to overlook a lot of the flaws and just sit back and laugh at the stupidly ridiculous spectacle that is Postal. I mean, Uwe Boll actually stands onstage in his own film, playing himself, and says all of his movies are funded using Nazi gold and that children in the crowd arouse him. At least he’s finally be honest, ya know? Anyway, if Tom Cruise, 9/11, cults, crap, trailers, racism, swearing, Dave Foley, police brutality, fat people, hicks, the handicapped, and over-the-top violence (often against children) sound like things worthy of a laugh, then you’ll probably love this. If you’re easily offended or reserve your giggles for a more sophisticated type of humour, then just keep on walking because this film is not for you.

Final verdict: 6/10.

-AP3-

How much imbecility can you possibly put in one movie? Just ask Uwe Boll
The ‘development’ – if you can even use that sort of term in this case – of Uwe Boll’s career is getting all the more pitiable lately and, based on my viewing experience with “Postal”, even downright embarrassing. At first he simply was just another untalented director whose video game horror-adaptations evoked non-stop mockery amongst movie critics and members of various internet forums (including our very own IMDb horror board, where Uwe Boll is only second to Nick Palumbo of “Murder-Set- Pieces” when it comes to loser directors). Boll became infamous because he was stupid (or clever?) enough to respond to all the nit-picking on his persona in very aggressive ways. He grabs every opportunity at Festivals to state the media is against him, publicly claims himself to be a visionary filmmaker and even challenged movie critics to physically fight him in a boxing ring. All this alternative publicity seemingly led Uwe Boll to really enjoy and further exploit his reputation of German weirdo guy and I have the impression that since 2007 his film choices have turned in that direction as well. Okay, movies like “Alone in the Dark” and “House of the Dead” may perhaps have been abysmal and stupid, but at least they were pretty harmless and over-the-top gross. His more recent films, like “Seed” and “Stoic” are truly nauseating and wannabe controversial. “Postal” plays in yet another entirely different league. With this movie, Boll truly surpassed himself in terms of bad taste, shamelessness, vulgarity, immaturity and surrogate embarrassment. Especially during the sequences in which Boll granted himself a supportive role, and jokes about his supposed Nazi family background, you obviously notice him thinking aloud: “ha, look at how controversial I am!”. Well, unfortunately, we have yet another newsflash for you, Mr. Boll … Movies such as this don’t turn you into a controversial figure. Movies such as this one only make you an even bigger laughingstock then you were already.

Apparently Uwe Boll, as well as the (thankfully) restricted group of loyal fans of “Postal”, loves to compare this movie with “South Park” and the escapades of Sasha Baron Cohen’s character Borat; allegedly because all of these films/series satirically comment on the typically American life-style. Again, in the case of “Postal” this is a false and misleading statement. The script doesn’t provide any social commentary on America at all; it only grotesquely enlarges all the already known and overused stereotypes. “Postal” is a gigantic caricature with all the clichés that “South Park” doesn’t even dare to use anymore because they’re so out of date and repetitive. Is it really that offensive and/or shocking to see another film featuring trailer-trash characters, obese sex-addicts, trigger-happy hillbillies, naive cult members, foul- mouthed midgets, racist police officers, cute kids getting blasted away, handicapped people in wheelchair getting run over by trucks or Muslim terrorists arguing about the number of virgins that awaits them in the afterlife? No, in fact, all this stuff is hopelessly antiquated and makes even the geekiest teenager roll his/her eyes. “Postal” has something that remotely resembles a plot, but I’ll spare you the description since it’s really not that interesting anyway. However, one thing that never ceases to amaze me is how Uwe Boll always manages to convince a handful of adequate and well-respected actors to appear in his rubbish. I’m not talking about lead stars Dave Foley and Zack Ward, because they both suck big time, but several of the supportive players like J.K. Simmons, Erick Avari and Seymour Cassel. There isn’t a single laugh-out-loud moment in the entire film, let alone a more or less imaginative plot line, and the desperate attempts at obscenities (like child massacres, chimpanzee rape, 9/11 mockery, blasphemy and holocaust theme-parks) are utterly retarded.

Other Information:

Original Language en
Runtime 1 hr 40 min (100 min), 1 hr 54 min (114 min) (Director’s Cut DVD) (Germany), 2 hr 7 min (127 min) (long), 1 hr 47 min (107 min) (original cut), 1 hr 42 min (102 min) (unrated DVD)
Budget 0
Revenue 0
Status Released
Rated R
Genre Action, Comedy, Crime
Director Uwe Boll
Writer Uwe Boll, Bryan C. Knight
Actors Zack Ward, David Foley, Verne Troyer
Country United States, Canada, Germany
Awards 1 win & 3 nominations
Production Company N/A
Website N/A

Technical Information:

Sound Mix SDDS, DTS, Dolby Digital
Aspect Ratio 1.78 : 1 (open matte), 2.35 : 1
Camera Panavision Panaflex Platinum, Panavision Primo Lenses
Laboratory N/A
Film Length N/A
Negative Format 35 mm
Cinematographic Process Super 35 (source format)
Printed Film Format 35 mm