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Plot: A hardware store employee’s first night on the job is disrupted by the discovery of a dead body and a duffel bag full of cash.
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This is fun..
Wow, talk about some good ol popcorn time fun movie. This is hilarious, now I am not saying its a great movie, but its fun to watch. The casting is good, the actors who play their parts certainly did their jobs well without been over the top or camera conscious. The writing and the some of the dialogues make you laugh, its got a fair bit of blood and gore , oh ya did I forget to mention a nice under current tribute to a slasher from the past , Intruder (1989). Personally I enjoyed this one , I don’t know if someone who is a fan of so called A grade Oscar movies will enjoy this but who cares, people like me who enjoy watching all kinds of horror, slashers, blood and gore movies do enjoy some cheesy fun from time to time. But if you still don’t watch it your choice. But this review comes from a guy who is in no way associated with this movie, so hell ya I am not promoting this movie.I does slack a bit in between , but the start and the cheesy climax and ya the end credits are fun to watch.. I just enjoyed it, and when you watch it you will realize that the people who made this movie , tried something different to make you laugh.. Thumbs up to this one 🙂
Totally Hilarious!
If you’re like me and you like humor that is unabashed and not at all ashamed to go for the jokes, then you will love this movie. If you’re like me and you love smart dialogue and witty word-play, then you will love this movie. And if you’re like me and you love some well-endowed scantily clad babes adding some nice eye candy to the mix, then you will definitely love this movie.In addition to the aforementioned merits, this film is also a pretty clever who-dun-it that kept me guessing right up until the very end. I enjoyed the murder mystery aspect and the looking-for-clues dynamic of the film mixed in with the funny jokes and the chaos of the situation.
Essentially, the film follows Dave (Michael Buonomo), the very like-able new employee as he starts his first night of work at Mr. Beaver’s Hardware Store. The story happens on Christmas Eve and he begins by meeting Tara (Melissa Saint-Amand), the pretty brunette store clerk with mesmerizing eyes who also doesn’t happen to give a darn about working there. Her apathy is great and hilarious. She directs Dave to the employee break room, where he sees on TV that an armored car has been robbed and the bandits are on the loose.
It is here that Dave meets assistant manager Jack (Chad Ridgely). Jack is hysterical and completely off-the-wall nuts and it’s hard not to love him despite his many nuances. But then it’s hard not to love all of the characters as we meet them and follow their ridiculous antics. They all clearly hate their jobs and couldn’t be more miserable but their interplay between each other is priceless.
It doesn’t take long before the regular closing-up at work gets spiced up with some unexpected drama. They find a dead body and an ungodly amount of cash. They debate what to do with the money and the plot rapidly thickens. The manager (Doug Burch) does a great job at trying to reel in this group of misfits while being conflicted himself about what to do and his performance is fantastic.
After a bit of bickering, debating, and scheming, the less-than-bright crew all decide to make a play for the money and end up making some pretty idiotic decisions with hilarious results that had me in fits of laughter. Oh, and buxom Barbie (Amber Jean) does a strip-tease that is nearly unforgettable.
I loved this movie and will undoubtedly watch it again. So, if you like the things I mentioned in the beginning of this review, then you will definitely like this movie, too. Highly enjoyed and highly recommended.
Original Language en
Runtime 1 hr 23 min (83 min)
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Status Released
Rated Not Rated
Genre Comedy, Horror
Director Jim Klock, William Mark McCullough
Writer Chad Ridgely, A.J. Via
Actors Chad Ridgely, Michael Buonomo, Jim Klock
Country United States
Awards 1 win & 4 nominations
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