Watch: Evil Alien Conquerors 2003 123movies, Full Movie Online – My-ik [Diedrich Bader] and Du-ug [Chris Parnell] are evil alien conquerors from the planet Kabijj. They have exactly 822,000 tilkrons (2 and half days) to behead all of mankind. Otherwise they will feel the wrath of a 100 foot giant, named Croker [Tyler Labine]. Armed with only their swords, these inept evil aliens find Earth harder to conquer than planned. Will alcohol, fast food, mad cows, and women stand in their way? Or is the Earth doomed?.
Plot: Inept beings from the planet Kabijj land on Earth and attempt to behead all of its beings and take over the planet
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Wish I could say I hated this movie…
…but I can’t. It’s hilarious. It’s stupid. It’s disgusting. It’s a guilty pleasure. I have seen many stupid movies, but wow, this was stupid. But I loved it, even if I try to hide it. It takes place when 2 aliens are sent to Earth to behead every human beings. The ways they try to behead all humans are hysterical, and the aliens IQ is not very good… And the fact that their swords shrunk to the size of an ant. They try to fulfill their mission before the mighty Croker comes to Earth to kill them, and all that stuff. Croker yelling all this stupid stuff is great, Kenny is hilarious, and My-ik and Du-ug’s addiction to Smirnoff Ice is great. Could of gone without the women with hairy feet and unibrows, but it all adds up to be a pretty hysterical film. Croker is really the comic relief of the film. Throw in some irrogent cows, some nudies, some roommates who like to have sex, and a strange exercise machine, you got yourself one fun ride that is so funny you’d hate to admit you love it. But admit it, it is the first step of realizing you have a racism movie problem. NUDIES!
horrid yet funny movie
Okay I picked this movie up from Blockbuster on a whim. And the first 20 minutes were excruciating. I was all about to turn it off, when they get their first job working for the Crazy Lady from Speed (Beth Grant)in the yard. From then on I was giggling the rest of the time. The movie is supposed to be stupid, its like those 80’s movies that were churned out ad nauseum just because they had an alien in the plot somewhere. And it is. The guy the meet Kenney is like a really bad, Jimmy Fallon, who I thought was always doing an impression of Mike Myers. Takes them home to meet his roommate, who always is “scoring”, but is actually an infomercial man. And Tori Spelling goes by the name of Missy Yager???? Anyway it’s stupid entertainment. I love it.
Original Language en
Runtime 1 hr 29 min (89 min) (Armenia)
Budget 0
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Status Released
Rated PG-13
Genre Comedy, Sci-Fi
Director Chris Matheson
Writer Chris Matheson, Ryan Rowe
Actors Michael Weston, Diedrich Bader, Chris Parnell
Country United States
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Sound Mix Dolby Digital
Aspect Ratio 1.85 : 1
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Negative Format 35 mm
Cinematographic Process Spherical
Printed Film Format 35 mm