Seasons and episodes
1Season 1 Sep. 22, 2003
1 - 1Pilot Sep. 22, 2003
1 - 2Big Flappy Bastards Sep. 29, 2003
1 - 3Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell Oct. 06, 2003
1 - 4
1 - 5The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump Oct. 20, 2003
1 - 6Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? Oct. 27, 2003
1 - 7If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake Nov. 03, 2003
1 - 8Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful Nov. 10, 2003
1 - 9Phase One, Complete Nov. 17, 2003
1 - 10Merry Thanksgiving Nov. 24, 2003
1 - 11Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor Dec. 15, 2003
1 - 12Camel Filters and Pheromones Jan. 05, 2004
1 - 13Sarah Like Puny Alan Jan. 12, 2004
1 - 14I Can't Afford Hyenas Feb. 02, 2004
1 - 15Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick Feb. 09, 2004
1 - 16That Was Saliva, Alan Feb. 16, 2004
1 - 17Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats Feb. 23, 2004
1 - 18An Old Flame With a New Wick Mar. 01, 2004
1 - 19I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You Mar. 22, 2004
1 - 20Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark Apr. 19, 2004
1 - 21No Sniffing, No Wowing May. 03, 2004
1 - 22My Doctor has a Cow Puppet May. 10, 2004
1 - 23Just Like Buffalo May. 17, 2004
1 - 24Can You Feel My Finger? May. 24, 2004
2Season 2 Sep. 20, 2004
2 - 1Back Off, Mary Poppins Sep. 20, 2004
2 - 2Enjoy Those Garlic Balls Sep. 27, 2004
2 - 3A Bag Full of Jawea Oct. 04, 2004
2 - 4Go Get Mommy's Bra Oct. 11, 2004
2 - 5Bad News from the Clinic? Oct. 18, 2004
2 - 6The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance Oct. 25, 2004
2 - 7A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana Nov. 08, 2004
2 - 8Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers Nov. 15, 2004
2 - 9Yes, Monsignor Nov. 22, 2004
2 - 10The Salmon Under My Sweater Nov. 29, 2004
2 - 11Last Chance to See Those Tattoos Dec. 13, 2004
2 - 12A Lungful of Alan Jan. 03, 2005
2 - 13Zejdź z Moich Włosów (Get Off My Hair) Jan. 17, 2005
2 - 14Those Big Pink Things with Coconut Jan. 31, 2005
2 - 15Smell the Umbrella Stand Feb. 07, 2005
2 - 16Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth? Feb. 14, 2005
2 - 17Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam! Feb. 21, 2005
2 - 18It Was Mame, Mom Mar. 07, 2005
2 - 19A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise Mar. 21, 2005
2 - 20I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey Apr. 18, 2005
2 - 21A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On May. 02, 2005
2 - 22That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother May. 09, 2005
2 - 23Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab May. 16, 2005
2 - 24Does This Smell Funny to You? May. 23, 2005
3Season 3 Sep. 19, 2005
3 - 1Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts Sep. 19, 2005
3 - 2Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover Sep. 26, 2005
3 - 3Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark Oct. 03, 2005
3 - 4Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs Oct. 10, 2005
3 - 5We Called It Mr. Pinky Oct. 17, 2005
3 - 6Hi, Mr. Horned One Oct. 24, 2005
3 - 7Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop Nov. 07, 2005
3 - 8That Voodoo That I Do Do Nov. 14, 2005
3 - 9Madame and Her Special friend Nov. 21, 2005
3 - 10Something Salted and Twisted Nov. 28, 2005
3 - 11Santa's Village of the Damned Dec. 19, 2005
3 - 12That Special Tug Jan. 09, 2006
3 - 13Humiliation is a Visual Medium Jan. 23, 2006
3 - 14Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded Feb. 06, 2006
3 - 15My Tongue is Meat Feb. 27, 2006
3 - 16Ergo, The Booty Call Mar. 06, 2006
3 - 17The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer Mar. 13, 2006
3 - 18The Spit-Covered Cobbler Mar. 20, 2006
3 - 19Golly Moses, She's A Muffin Apr. 10, 2006
3 - 20Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro Apr. 24, 2006
3 - 21And the Plot Moistens May. 01, 2006
3 - 22Just Once With Aunt Sophie May. 08, 2006
3 - 23Arguments for the Quickie May. 15, 2006
3 - 24That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite May. 22, 2006
4Season 4 Sep. 18, 2006
4 - 1Working for Caligula Sep. 18, 2006
4 - 2Who's Vod Kanockers? Sep. 25, 2006
4 - 3The Sea is a Harsh Mistress Oct. 02, 2006
4 - 4A Pot Smoking Monkey Oct. 09, 2006
4 - 5A Live Woman of Proven Fertility Oct. 16, 2006
4 - 6Apologies for the Frivolity Oct. 23, 2006
4 - 7Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head Nov. 06, 2006
4 - 8Release the Dogs Nov. 13, 2006
4 - 9Corey's Been Dead For an Hour Nov. 20, 2006
4 - 10Kissing Abraham Lincoln Nov. 27, 2006
4 - 11Walnuts and Demerol Dec. 11, 2006
4 - 12Castrating Sheep in Montana Jan. 08, 2007
4 - 13Don't Worry, Speed Racer Jan. 22, 2007
4 - 14That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami Feb. 05, 2007
4 - 15My Damn Stalker Feb. 12, 2007
4 - 16Young People Have Phlegm Too Feb. 19, 2007
4 - 17I Merely Slept With a Commie Feb. 26, 2007
4 - 18It Never Rains in Hooterville Mar. 19, 2007
4 - 19Smooth as a Ken Doll Apr. 09, 2007
4 - 20Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot Apr. 16, 2007
4 - 21Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous Apr. 23, 2007
4 - 22Mr. McGlue's Feedbag Apr. 30, 2007
4 - 23Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin' May. 07, 2007
4 - 24Prostitutes and Gelato May. 14, 2007
5Season 5 Sep. 24, 2007
5 - 1Large Birds, Spiders and Mom Sep. 24, 2007
5 - 2Media Room Slash Dungeon Oct. 01, 2007
5 - 3Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo Oct. 08, 2007
5 - 4City of Great Racks Oct. 15, 2007
5 - 5Putting Swim Fins on a Cat Oct. 22, 2007
5 - 6Help Daddy Find His Toenail Oct. 29, 2007
5 - 7Our Leather Gear is in the Guest Room Nov. 05, 2007
5 - 8Is There a Mrs. Waffles? Nov. 12, 2007
5 - 9Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids Nov. 19, 2007
5 - 10Kinda Like Necrophilia Nov. 26, 2007
5 - 11Meander to Your Dander Mar. 17, 2008
5 - 12A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh Mar. 24, 2008
5 - 13The Soil is Moist Mar. 31, 2008
5 - 14Winky-Dink Time Apr. 14, 2008
5 - 15Rough Night in Hump Junction Apr. 21, 2008
5 - 16Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty Apr. 28, 2008
5 - 17Fish in a Drawer May. 05, 2008
5 - 18If My Hole Could Talk May. 12, 2008
5 - 19Waiting for the Right Snapper May. 19, 2008
6Season 6 Sep. 22, 2008
6 - 1Taterhead is Our Love Child Sep. 22, 2008
6 - 2Pie Hole, Herb Sep. 29, 2008
6 - 3Damn You, Eggs Benedict Oct. 06, 2008
6 - 4The Flavin' and the Mavin' Oct. 13, 2008
6 - 5A Jock Strap in Hell Oct. 20, 2008
6 - 6It's Always Nazi Week Nov. 03, 2008
6 - 7Best H.O. Money Can Buy Nov. 10, 2008
6 - 8Pinocchio's Mouth Nov. 17, 2008
6 - 9The Mooch At The Boo Nov. 24, 2008
6 - 10He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited Dec. 08, 2008
6 - 11The Devil's Lube Dec. 15, 2008
6 - 12Thank God for Scoliosis Jan. 12, 2009
6 - 13I Think You Offended Don Jan. 19, 2009
6 - 14David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie Feb. 02, 2009
6 - 15I'd Like to Start With the Cat Feb. 09, 2009
6 - 16She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime Mar. 02, 2009
6 - 17The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'? Mar. 09, 2009
6 - 18My Son's Enormous Head Mar. 16, 2009
6 - 19The Two Finger Rule Mar. 30, 2009
6 - 20Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau Apr. 13, 2009
6 - 21Above Exalted Cyclops Apr. 27, 2009
6 - 22Sir Lancelot's Litter Box May. 04, 2009
6 - 23Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth May. 11, 2009
6 - 24Baseball Was Better with Steroids May. 18, 2009
7Season 7 Sep. 21, 2009
7 - 1818-jklpuzo Sep. 21, 2009
7 - 2Whipped Unto the Third Generation Sep. 28, 2009
7 - 3Mmm, Fish. Yum. Oct. 05, 2009
7 - 4Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator Oct. 12, 2009
7 - 5For the Sake of the Child Oct. 19, 2009
7 - 6Give Me Your Thumb Nov. 02, 2009
7 - 7Untainted by Filth Nov. 09, 2009
7 - 8Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. Nov. 16, 2009
7 - 9Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair Nov. 23, 2009
7 - 10That's Why They Call It Ball Room Dec. 07, 2009
7 - 11Warning, It's Dirty Dec. 14, 2009
7 - 12Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste Jan. 11, 2010
7 - 13Yay, No Polyps! Jan. 18, 2010
7 - 14Crude and Uncalled For (1) Feb. 01, 2010
7 - 15Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2) Feb. 08, 2010
7 - 16Tinkle Like a Princess Mar. 01, 2010
7 - 17I Found Your Moustache Mar. 08, 2010
7 - 18Ixnay on the Oggie Day Mar. 22, 2010
7 - 19Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave Apr. 12, 2010
7 - 20I Called Him Magoo May. 10, 2010
7 - 21Gumby with a Pokey May. 17, 2010
7 - 22This is Not Gonna End Well May. 24, 2010
8Season 8 Sep. 20, 2010
8 - 1Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud Sep. 20, 2010
8 - 2A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer Sep. 27, 2010
8 - 3A Pudding-Filled Cactus Oct. 04, 2010
8 - 4Hookers, Hookers, Hookers Oct. 11, 2010
8 - 5The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel Oct. 18, 2010
8 - 6Twanging Your Magic Clanger Oct. 25, 2010
8 - 7The Crazy Bitch Gazette Nov. 01, 2010
8 - 8Springtime on a Stick Nov. 08, 2010
8 - 9A Good Time In Central Africa Nov. 15, 2010
8 - 10Ow, Ow, Don't Stop Nov. 22, 2010
8 - 11Dead From the Waist Down Dec. 06, 2010
8 - 12Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead Dec. 13, 2010
8 - 13Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup Jan. 03, 2011
8 - 14Lookin' for Japanese Subs Jan. 17, 2011
8 - 15Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak Feb. 07, 2011
8 - 16That Darn Priest Feb. 14, 2011
9Season 9 Sep. 19, 2011
9 - 1Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt Sep. 19, 2011
9 - 2People Who Love Peepholes Sep. 26, 2011
9 - 3Big Girls Don't Throw Food Oct. 03, 2011
9 - 4Nine Magic Fingers Oct. 10, 2011
9 - 5A Giant Cat Holding a Churro Oct. 17, 2011
9 - 6The Squat and The Hover Oct. 24, 2011
9 - 7Those Fancy Japanese Toilets Oct. 31, 2011
9 - 8Thank You For The Intercourse Nov. 07, 2011
9 - 9Frodo's Headshots Nov. 14, 2011
9 - 10A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes Nov. 21, 2011
9 - 11What a Lovely Landing Strip Dec. 05, 2011
9 - 12One False Move, Zimbabwe! Dec. 12, 2011
9 - 13Slowly and in a Circular Fashion Jan. 02, 2012
9 - 14A Possum on Chemo Jan. 16, 2012
9 - 15The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack Feb. 06, 2012
9 - 16Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy Feb. 13, 2012
9 - 17Not in My Mouth! Feb. 20, 2012
9 - 18The War Against Gingivitis Feb. 27, 2012
9 - 19Palmdale, Ech Mar. 19, 2012
9 - 20Grandma's Pie Apr. 09, 2012
9 - 21Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' Apr. 16, 2012
9 - 22Why We Gave Up Women Apr. 30, 2012
9 - 23The Straw In My Donut Hole May. 07, 2012
9 - 24Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! May. 14, 2012
10Season 10 Sep. 27, 2012
10 - 1I Changed My Mind About the Milk Sep. 27, 2012
10 - 2A Big Bag of Dog Oct. 04, 2012
10 - 3Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt Oct. 11, 2012
10 - 4You Do Know What The Lollipop Is For Oct. 18, 2012
10 - 5That's Not What They Call It In Amsterdam Oct. 25, 2012
10 - 6Ferrets, Attack! Nov. 01, 2012
10 - 7Avoid the Chinese Mustard Nov. 08, 2012
10 - 8Something My Gynecologist Said Nov. 15, 2012
10 - 9I Scream When I Pee Nov. 29, 2012
10 - 10One Nut Johnson Dec. 06, 2012
10 - 11Give Santa a Tail-Hole Dec. 13, 2012
10 - 12Welcome to Alancrest Jan. 03, 2013
10 - 13Grab A Feather And Get In Line Jan. 10, 2013
10 - 14Run, Steven Staven! Run! Jan. 31, 2013
10 - 15Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It Feb. 07, 2013
10 - 16Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby Feb. 14, 2013
10 - 17Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries Feb. 21, 2013
10 - 18The 9:04 From Pemberton Mar. 07, 2013
10 - 19Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon Mar. 14, 2013
10 - 20Bazinga! That's From a TV Show Apr. 04, 2013
10 - 21Another Night With Neil Diamond Apr. 25, 2013
10 - 22My Bodacious Vidalia May. 02, 2013
10 - 23Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped May. 09, 2013
11Season 11 Sep. 26, 2013
11 - 1Nangnangnangnang Sep. 26, 2013
11 - 2I Think I Banged Lucille Ball Oct. 03, 2013
11 - 3This Unblessed Biscuit Oct. 10, 2013
11 - 4Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank Oct. 17, 2013
11 - 5Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 Oct. 24, 2013
11 - 6Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants Nov. 07, 2013
11 - 7Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie Nov. 14, 2013
11 - 8Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room. Nov. 21, 2013
11 - 9Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer Dec. 05, 2013
11 - 10On vodka, on soda, on blender, on Mixer! Dec. 12, 2013
11 - 11Tazed In The Lady Nuts Jan. 02, 2014
11 - 12Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. Jan. 09, 2014
11 - 13Bite Me, Supreme Court Jan. 30, 2014
11 - 14Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe Feb. 06, 2014
11 - 15Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin Feb. 27, 2014
11 - 16How to Get Rid of Alan Harper Mar. 06, 2014
11 - 17Welcome Home, Jake Mar. 13, 2014
11 - 18West Side Story Apr. 03, 2014
11 - 19Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang Apr. 10, 2014
11 - 20Lotta Delis in Little Armenia Apr. 24, 2014
11 - 21Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot May. 01, 2014
11 - 22Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead May. 08, 2014
12Season 12 Oct. 29, 2014
12 - 1The Ol' Mexican Spinach Oct. 29, 2014
12 - 2A Chic Bar in Ibiza Nov. 05, 2014
12 - 3Glamping in a Yurt Nov. 12, 2014
12 - 4Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight Nov. 19, 2014
12 - 5Oontz. Oontz. Oontz. Nov. 26, 2014
12 - 6Alan Shot a Little Girl Dec. 03, 2014
12 - 7Sex with an Animated Ed Asner Dec. 09, 2014
12 - 8Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey Dec. 17, 2014
12 - 9Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey Jan. 07, 2015
12 - 10Here I Come, Pants! Jan. 14, 2015
12 - 11For Whom the Booty Calls Jan. 21, 2015
12 - 12A Beer-Battered Rip-Off Jan. 28, 2015
12 - 13Boompa Loved His Hookers Feb. 04, 2015
12 - 14Don't Give a Monkey a Gun Feb. 11, 2015
12 - 15Of Course He's Dead (1) Feb. 18, 2015
12 - 16Of Course He's Dead (2) Feb. 18, 2015
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Synopsis
Watch Two and a Half Men 2003–2015 123movies, Full TV Series Online – The Harper brothers Charlie and Alan are almost opposites but form a great team. They have little in common except their dislike for their mundane, maternally cold and domineering mother, Evelyn. Alan, a compulsively neat chiropractor and control-freak, is thrown out by his manipulative wife Judith who nevertheless gets him to pay for everything and do most jobs in the house. Charlie is a freelance jingle composer and irresistible Cassanova who lives in a luxurious beach-house and rarely gets up before noon. Charlie “temporarily” allows Alan and his son Jake, a food-obsessed, lazy kid who shuttles between his parents, to move in with them after Alan’s separation/divorce. The sitcom revolves around their conflicting lifestyles, raising Jake (who has the efficient, caring dad while having a ball with his fun-loving sugar uncle who teaches him boyish things), and bantering with Evelyn and various other friends and family. Other fairly regular characters include Charlie’s cleaning lady Berta and his rich, self-confessed stalker neighbor Rose who often sneaks in to spy on Charlie..
Plot: A hedonistic jingle writer’s free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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Ratings:
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Reviews:
Oh no.
I just heard about Conchata Ferrell (Berta).She was very funny and had the best lines.
Nothing else to say.
I will miss her dearly
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Review By: degaswilson
Other Information:
Original Title N/A
Release Date N/A
Release Year 2003–2015
Original Language en
Runtime 22 min
Budget N/A
Revenue N/A
Status N/A
Rated TV-14
Genre Comedy, Romance
Director N/A
Writer Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Actors Jon Cryer, Ashton Kutcher, Angus T. Jones
Country United States
Awards Won 9 Primetime Emmys. 30 wins & 73 nominations total
Production Company N/A
Website N/A
Technical Information:
Sound Mix Dolby
Aspect Ratio 1.78 : 1
Camera Panavision Panaflex Gold II, Panavision Primo Lenses
Laboratory FotoKem Laboratory, Burbank (CA), USA (film processing), Consolidated Film Industries (CFI), Hollywood (CA), USA
Film Length N/A
Negative Format 35 mm (Kodak Vision 500T 5279, Vision2 HD 5299)
Cinematographic Process Super 35 (3-perf)
Printed Film Format Video (HDTV)
Original title Two and a Half Men
First air date Sep. 22, 2003
Last air date Feb. 18, 2015
Seasons 12
Episodes 262
Average Duration a:3:{i:0;i:30;i:1;i:21;i:2;i:17;} minutes
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