Private School 1983 123movies

Watch: Private School 1983 123movies, Full Movie Online – Christine (Phoebe Cates), a student at an exclusive all-girls private school, is in love with Jim, who attends an academy for boys nearby. Christine’s arch rival Jordan also has her eye on Jim, and she is willing to do whatever she can to steal him away. Jim’s uber-slob buddy Bubba is going with Betsy, Christine’s cynical friend, though he would probably be unfaithful if any other woman were willing to get near him. Bubba and his pals sneak into the girls’ school dressed in drag in hopes of reaching the Promised Land (better known as the women’s shower room), while Christine and Jim run away together for the weekend, though their escapade isn’t as romantic as they had hoped..
Plot: Private-school student Christine loves Jim. But her classmate, Jordan, is also vying for Jim’s attention and trying to end his relationship with Christine. Meanwhile, Jim’s friend Bubba embarks on a series of sexual escapades, including dressing up as a woman to access the girls’ locker room. Despite Jim and Christine’s efforts to spend some time alone, various shenanigans and schemes interfere.
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Ratings:

	5.2/10 Votes: 6,670
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	25/100 | MetaCritic
	N/A Votes: 130 Popularity: 16.702 | TMDB

Reviews:

An education is far from their minds.
A very raunchy and crude high school romantic sex comedy starring two luscious hotties in the immensely sweet Phoebe Cates and the wickedly memorable Betsy Russell. After seeing it, how can you forget Russell’s topless horse riding scene and the saucy seduction of Matthew Modine’s character. Yes… tongues would be hanging! Wait on guys… also featuring is sexpot Sylvia Kristel (well known for the ‘Emmanuelle’ series) as, just wait… the sex education teacher. Immature minds maybe, but you should know the target audience it’s aiming for.

As for the cornball story, it’s rather slight with characters coming and going doing their own things with running gags, cheesy set-ups, plenty of flowing nudity and episodic set-pieces. It’s the same old high-jinx that remain amusing due to the cast committing themselves and Noel Black’s direction being so spiritedly random. There are moments of awkwardness (with many daggy dialogues) and tackiness, but it was hard to keep a smile off my face. I really liked the classy Ray Walston (who a year earlier appeared in the classic teen comedy with Cates; ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’) short, but funny cameo. Matthew Modine was likable enough and Michael Zorek was humorous as a horn-dog. Kathleen Wilhoite (in her film debut) was a cheeky delight as Cates’ room-mate/friend and Fran Ryan was terrific as the prudish headmistress. There’s also fine additional support by Jonathan Prince, Julie Payne, Richard Stahl, Frank Aletter, Frances Bay and Karen Chase. Look out for a risible appearance by Martin Mull as drug store clerk.

Now the soundtrack is a complete blast. Catchy, hip and upbeat bubblegum sound that’s always (well nearly) playing in the background with many old tunes revamped. It’s like a record, with someone taking the needle off for a short break to only rip back in to it again. You got the ‘Stray Cats’, ‘Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs’ (probably of the favourite of the lot), ‘Harry Nilsson’, ‘Rick Springfield’, ‘Bow-Wow-Wow’ and ‘Vanity 6’ to name a few.

It’s no classic, but a vibrantly charming 80s high school teen sex comedy outing that can’t do no wrong.

What an embarrassment
Private School is one of those movies which, all these years later, you just know that everyone who had anything to do with making it is embarrassed to have been involved. Heck, I’m embarrassed and all I did was watch the stupid thing. It’s a teen sex comedy about the students at two private schools, one for girls and one for boys. The plot revolves around the boys and their rather pathetic attempts to see the girls naked. Antics ensue. Desperately unfunny antics. Even in the most horrible comedy movies there’s usually a good laugh or two sprinkled in somewhere. Not here. There is nothing funny in this movie. Nothing. The movie features a young Matthew Modine who was very fortunate to salvage a career after appearing in this turkey and Phoebe Cates, fresh off her Fast Times at Ridgemont High bikini brilliance. Ray Walston, who played Mr. Hand in Fast Times, also pops up. Oh, how I wish I had just watched Fast Times again instead of sitting through this debacle of a movie.

Aside from Modine, Cates and Walston the cast is made up of a bunch of nobodies, most of whose acting is so terrible it is easy to see why they had no careers to speak of. The closest thing to a somebody besides the aforementioned trio is Betsy Russell. It is her character, Jordan, who’s the bad girl determined to break up the sweet, innocent couple played by Modine and Cates. Jordan’s seductive weapon of choice? Topless horseback riding. Subtle. If nothing else that provides a memorable fifteen seconds of film. Of course if the best thing you can say about a movie is that a girl takes her shirt off and rides around on a horse for fifteen seconds you know it must be a truly awful movie indeed. There’s also the obligatory shower scene which at least gives us a few minutes of relief from the movie’s hideous dialogue, terrible jokes and incredibly uninteresting plot. Very early on in the movie one of the characters goes off to get herself a bag full of horse excrement. Seriously. There’s a statement about this movie’s quality right there. How would I succinctly describe this movie? It’s exactly what’s in that bag.

Other Information:

Original Language en
Runtime 1 hr 29 min (89 min)
Budget 0
Revenue 0
Status Released
Rated R
Genre Comedy, Romance
Director Noel Black
Writer Dan Greenburg, Suzanne O’Malley
Actors Phoebe Cates, Betsy Russell, Matthew Modine
Country United States
Awards N/A
Production Company N/A
Website N/A

Technical Information:

Sound Mix Mono
Aspect Ratio 1.85 : 1
Camera Panavision Panaflex
Laboratory Metrocolor, Hollywood (CA), USA
Film Length N/A
Negative Format 35 mm
Cinematographic Process Spherical
Printed Film Format 35 mm